Woman rips off testicle: "I am in no way a violent person"

I'd always put ripping off testicles at the top end of boisterousness. I suppose it's a grey area.

Baldness and other perils

I found a list of unusual deaths on Wikipedia. It's a jungle out there.

• 458 BC: The Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone.
• 1671: François Vatel, chef to Louis XIV, committed suicide because his seafood order was late and he couldn't stand the shame of a postponed meal. His body was discovered by an aide, sent to tell him of the arrival of the fish.
• 2006: Mariesa Weber, a 5'3" Florida woman, fell behind a 6' tall bookcase in her family's home and suffocated. She was not discovered for 11 days; her family thought she had been kidnapped.

Ritalin is not the only answer