"I felt Gay coming on my shoulder and that's when I panicked. It slowed me down."
Well you would, wouldn't you?
Sports news
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Saturday, August 25, 2007
The Quiet American Fratboy
CIA operatives have allegedly inserted "Wahhhhh!" into the Wikipedia entry on President Ahmadinejad. Full story here.
In defence of the United States.
Am I the only one to be disappointed that CIA psy-ops don't seem to have moved on from writing "douchebag" on Todd's football locker?
CIA operatives wind down during a recent conference, "Creating a complex, adaptive intelligence community in the post-9/11 actuality."
Hat tip: thanks to Daveboy for reminding me to post this story.
In defence of the United States.
Am I the only one to be disappointed that CIA psy-ops don't seem to have moved on from writing "douchebag" on Todd's football locker?
CIA operatives wind down during a recent conference, "Creating a complex, adaptive intelligence community in the post-9/11 actuality."
Hat tip: thanks to Daveboy for reminding me to post this story.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
The terror threat
"A 12-year-old boy was charged with assault and taken before the courts - for throwing a cocktail sausage.
Full story here.
I'm with the police on this one. This week it's sausages, next week it'll be cheese and pineapple cubes.
There's a firm body of evidence to suggest that people who start with finger foods soon escalate to starters, then main courses. Before you know it, the young oik will be marching about hurling ham shanks at an unsuspecting public. Slippery slope, mark my words.
In other news this week, Italian police have uncovered an arms cache, allegedly belonging to a group of right-wing militant chefs, in a bakery near Milan. A spokesperson for the police said they had found a "number of cream-based missiles" and at least one delivery mechanism.
Cream-based missiles
Full story here.
I'm with the police on this one. This week it's sausages, next week it'll be cheese and pineapple cubes.
There's a firm body of evidence to suggest that people who start with finger foods soon escalate to starters, then main courses. Before you know it, the young oik will be marching about hurling ham shanks at an unsuspecting public. Slippery slope, mark my words.
In other news this week, Italian police have uncovered an arms cache, allegedly belonging to a group of right-wing militant chefs, in a bakery near Milan. A spokesperson for the police said they had found a "number of cream-based missiles" and at least one delivery mechanism.
Cream-based missiles
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
What hermits do
This is my mate. He's a hermit. This video is a rare glimpse into what hermits get up to when they're alone - which is most of the time.
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