Condom-tax policy is as racy as Gordon Brown gets. Could someone poke me with a stick when he does one of the following?
1) shoots a lawyer,
2) punches a farmer
3) has some clown set fire to the seat of his trousers, screeches like a chimp, runs about in a blind panic and puts the flames out by bouncing on his arse. This happened to a friend and I laughed like a drain.
