I got a new toy yesterday. This wee beastie.
Everyone in the office is fascinated by the 10 mega pixels it has, the optical image stabilising, the 6x zoom, the easy-to-access white balance control ...etc.
All except one smartarse. I gave up a few moments of my time in the kitchen to explain the basics to him and was just at the point of summarising the accessories I might buy in the future when he revealed his ugly subtext.
"You can buy an accessory lens to make the wide end wider or a telephoto fitting to make it..."
"...more Freudian?"
I punched him in the chops.