Saturday, March 04, 2006

In the interest of political discussion

John Prescott should be PM. Remember when the lout punched an oaf? That brought politics to the people.

Condom-tax policy is as racy as Gordon Brown gets. Could someone poke me with a stick when he does one of the following?

1) shoots a lawyer,
2) punches a farmer
3) has some clown set fire to the seat of his trousers, screeches like a chimp, runs about in a blind panic and puts the flames out by bouncing on his arse. This happened to a friend and I laughed like a drain.